Ironically, the moment they stopped laughing the dude said the funniest shit of the day: – Did you know, I was conceived to existence while my mom was checking her reddit inbox? – Dude, stop! You’re killing me for hours, I really need to finish this shitty masturbation addiction detector. Do you even comprehend the […]
Monthly Archives: April 2014
I’ll be your water bathing you clean The liquid piece I’ll be your ether you’ll breathe me in You won’t release Well I’ve seen you suffer, I’ve seen you cry the whole night through So I’ll be your water bathing you clean Liquid blue I’ll be your father, I’ll be your mother, I’ll be your […]
“Ja sam program tvog kompjutera. Internet ti ne treba, ja ti trebam. Ti trebaš Internetu. Moraš biti unutra. Moraš biti u meni jer inače nećeš uspjeti. Ja sam tvoj poligon za učenje. Upravljaš me jezikom kojeg upisuješ i ne govoriš. Ne volim te, ali (ti) radim što ti želiš. Ti to voliš. U meni zapravo […]
#short-short-version Čak i kada mi je postavljen ultimatum, čak i kada mi je puška na čelu – imao sam opcije. Zamisli spektar opcija bez sačme na čelu! :D #long version Čak i kada mi je puška bila uperena u lice, čak i kada mi je postavljen ultimatum – imao sam beskraj opcija. Ultimatum je zahtevao […]
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